THE FIRST COLLECTION / 001PLEASANTLY RUDE.

NOTHING
TO PROVE.
PLENTY TO SAY.

Statements for a complicated species.

7 DESIGN STUDIES · DEMO PRICES

An older gentleman in a dark suit and statement T-shirt, standing in architectural sunlight.

01 / THE STATEMENTSVIEW PRODUCT ↗

HUMAN. UNFORTUNATELY.

€39

T-shirts · 2 colours

A woman in an oversized statement T-shirt against a concrete wall.

02 / THE STATEMENTSVIEW PRODUCT ↗

TOO HORNY FOR ENLIGHTENMENT.

€45

Oversized T-shirts · 2 colours

A silver-haired man in a suit at a street café, his jacket revealing a statement T-shirt.

03 / THE STATEMENTSVIEW PRODUCT ↗

BORN TO FUCK. FORCED TO FUNCTION.

€39

T-shirts · 2 colours

04 / THE STATEMENTSVIEW PRODUCT ↗

I HAVE A BODY. IT HAS OPINIONS.

€79

Hoodies · 2 colours

05 / THE STATEMENTSVIEW PRODUCT ↗

EVOLUTION HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.

€25

Tote bags · 2 colours

An older skateboarder in motion through a sunlit concrete bowl.

06 / THE STATEMENTSVIEW PRODUCT ↗

MY INSTINCTS ARE NOT QUALIFIED.

€29

Caps · 2 colours

07 / THE STATEMENTSVIEW PRODUCT ↗

NO DICK IS AS HARD AS LIFE.

€45

Oversized T-shirts · 2 colours

Design studies and illustrative prices. Final garments, fit and print specifications are to be confirmed.

NOTHING
TO PROVE.
PLENTY TO SAY.

HUMAN. UNFORTUNATELY.

TOO HORNY FOR ENLIGHTENMENT.

BORN TO FUCK. FORCED TO FUNCTION.

I HAVE A BODY. IT HAS OPINIONS.

EVOLUTION HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.

MY INSTINCTS ARE NOT QUALIFIED.

NO DICK IS AS HARD AS LIFE.

YOUR BAG (0)

NOTHING
TO DECLARE.
YET.

NOTHINGTO PROVE.PLENTY TO SAY.

HUMAN. UNFORTUNATELY.

TOO HORNY FOR ENLIGHTENMENT.

BORN TO FUCK. FORCED TO FUNCTION.

I HAVE A BODY. IT HAS OPINIONS.

EVOLUTION HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.

MY INSTINCTS ARE NOT QUALIFIED.

NO DICK IS AS HARD AS LIFE.

STAYINAPPROPRIATE.

NOTHING
TO PROVE.
PLENTY TO SAY.

STAY
INAPPROPRIATE.